Ugh. Why did you...You didn't have to tell me about all of that. I really, really could have lived a LOOOOOOONG time without knowing. Now it's gonna make me wonder about other stuff, too, and that? Is extremely uncool. Seriously. The things I put up with from you. You're lucky, DAMN LUCKY, I like you. I want you to know that.

...Ugh.

Jesus tapdancing Christ on a cracker, it starts again.